A woman under the influence

 

Mabel: You know I am really nuts?

Nick: Oh, tell me about it...

Mabel: I don't even know how this whole thing got started ...

Nick: Don't worry about it! Let me see that hand...

Mabel: I think I was just so tired, you know.

Mabel: Do  you love me?

Nick: I uh, I uh ..now let's go clean up that crap!